The 'Burbs' a poem by Eve Savage Where fore art thou Romeo Changed his name to Ryan Because there are no insurance salesmen named Romeo in Pittsburgh Juliet Now Julie stays at home with three kids two dogs one mortgage and the beginnings of gray hairs. He used to stand at her window Now he brings his car around to the garage Takes off his tie Sinks into a chair She gives him the paper Cleans up her solitary dinner Trips over a box of crayons On her way out