APHORISMS FOR '92

Things are sometimes what they seem.

Don't say more than you should.

All cats purr when they're rubbed
The right way
At the right time
By the right people.

All metaphors are dangerous.

If you say what you think
You'd better think
Before you say it.

The best friend is
The deaf silent one
That can read signs.

A theme park is an extended ply.

Only action gets satis-faction.

Gossip is a sheared secret.

You don't need to know everything

Lets's get together for a feast sometime.