Dominick Isaac

BIOBITUARY
of a paperscratcher

When the writer was young, he was a kid with no
future. Now that he is not young, he has a checkered
past. The poet majored in gigantomachy in college.
Considering the doggerel he insists on inflicting
on an undeserving world, he agrees that it is laudable
he should have low self-esteem, even though he does
not know what low self-esteem means. On the other
hand, his work has been rejected for publication by
some very high quality magazines.
When not writing sleazy stories and poems, the poet
does nothing in particular, but he does it very well.
Descriptions of him as a stoic psychopath with a taste
for cannibalism are emphatically denied by him.
Indeed, in order to reassure women, he wears underwear
with happy-face prints. By the time he dies he hopes
to have evolved into a character from an H.P.Lovecraft
story.

DISCLAIMER: The author is not responsible for any
profound or humane sentiments the reader may perceive
in his work.