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Michele McDannald
You will really like me once you get to know me. just don’t ever agree to meet me in a dark alley or a side alley er . . . any kind of alley, really Have you ever heard of OCD? since we’re setting the ground rules here let’s just agree to keep it out of the streets, entirely also, don’t let’s ever meander into Burger King for a late night thing me and the King go way back and it’s kind of a thing as like in the trigger way, and I might feel the need to deep fry pickle your ass also, while I’m thinking about that particular incident don’t ever follow me into a bathroom no matter how much cajoling there is no matter if there’s something in my eye something in your eye or your girlfriend’s eye just go straight to the Emergency Room send me on to Walgreen’s for some Iodine plan ahead send your brother to keep me company I don’t mind brothers and brothers don’t mind me it’s the perfect kind of company somehow, people get this silly notion— OCD is like counting light switches and door knobs, a dozen egg cartons and washing hands till they throb what a bore but seriously, if I show up on your door-stoop at 3am with a bag full of nothing and a shit-eatin’ grin you might as well let me in or call the cops whichever scene you think you can tolerate the most |